Job hunt = depressing

Looking through New Scientist's job section. God, it's depressing I'm neither a manager nor an engineer, I don't have a degree in arboriculture and I can't help you with your acoustics testing. I wonder if Sainsbury's would like their shelves stacked in a sustainable and ecologically-friendly way? Sainbury's, of course; Asda is too rough, Tesco is nuts and Waitrose is full of sloany boys who clearly think physical labour is beneath them but pater cut of the trust fund.