Job hunt = depressing

Looking through New Scientist's job section. God, it's depressing I'm neither a manager nor an engineer, I don't have a degree in arboriculture and I can't help you with your acoustics testing. I wonder if Sainsbury's would like their shelves stacked in a sustainable and ecologically-friendly way? Sainbury's, of course; Asda is too rough, Tesco is nuts and Waitrose is full of sloany boys who clearly think physical labour is beneath them but pater cut of the trust fund.

manky apple

Ugh! MASSIVE necrotic spot in my apple, I hate that! More O2 circulation at the apple storage depot please Sainsburys!

Stinky

I will wash today. How's that for exercising self-respect? I'm still writing my dissertation, deadline in 5 days and I'm living the hermit lifestyle. I just don't see the point in washing if I'm not meeting anyone...then it all becomes clear when I go to bed and I'm too embarrassed to put my arm around Lee cos I stink too much! I guess I gotta love myself a little bit more :)

A fanfare of indifference

Hurrah, i started a blog. I don't expect anyone to care, but at least my thoughts will be easily transcribable when evidence is needed in court.

Why didi I buy weight watchers snacks? They seem to have introduced the naked crunchies to the concept of cream cheese n chive flavour, and let them work it out for themselves. There was enough built up on my fingers to get a proper taste by the end of the bag. Full-fat next time.